this is the best thing you will hear today
Because anything with Muppets is better than things without Muppets
and because some stories can never be told enough times.
Guys, guys, just picture this.
GONZO: If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword…
BEAKER: Mi mi mi MI MI!
BUNSEN: And *my* axe!
SAM THE EAGLE: If this is indeed the will of the Council, then Gondor will see it done. *sighs*
SCOOTER and ROBIN: * run in* Hey, you can’t leave us behind!
HUGO WEAVING looks resigned: Well….
A bunch of PIGS and CHICKENS and HORSES and WHATEVERS: *stampede in* We want to go too! What about us?, etc.
HUGO WEAVING looking back and forth with that look on his face.
GONZO: *tries to hand CAMILLA the necklace* Here. You’d better take this back.
CAMILLA: Bock? Bock, bock, bock bock BOCK!
GONZO: No, no, your father is right. I will never work out between us.
CAMILLA: Bock, bock, bock bock BOCK!
GONZO: Look at us! We’re not even the same species! It’s better this way.
CAMILLA: *pecks him angrily* Bock, bock, bock bock BOCK BOCK! BOCK!
GONZO: Ok, ok, I’ll keep it!
CAMILLA: *leans up against him lovingly* Booooock!
Guys, let’s have a fandom census! Reblog once, no likes please, for scientific accuracy.
YOU CAN SEE CHRIS’ EYES
Can we get a fanedit with a proper Nine in there?
justhereforthesherlock said: It’s stupid, I know, but I have trouble differentiating fascism from communism. My brain doesn’t want to believe there’s really any difference. Could you put it in a nutshell for me?
There is no difference except in fascism, private property exists in theory, but everything is controlled by the government and must abide by the orders of the state.
Thanks. That was my gut feeling, but I didn’t have a good answer for the, “No, they’re opposites!” crowd.
"Sex is just fun and shouldn’t be tied to anything like religion, morals, commitment, or pregnancy."
I think I read the dumbest sentence ever considering it was serious and in an anti-“slut shaming” comment.
She can have fun finding another universe to live in because that’s not how ethics, justice, psychology, or biology work in this one.
No idea who that is, but it’s an agonizingly true & painful point.